The Trews, a paddy wagon and a hang over.....

This was over three weeks ago so we have some catching up to do. I have been lucky enough to have some great friends with great ideas on things to do.

Friday I went to UCFV's disoriented which was pretty cool. Although after many drinks that I didn't have but my friend did for the both of us she was plastered and the life of the party! And she is a looker so she doesn't have to do much to get noticed. I on the other hand was so sober like wednesday night come to think about it....Man I should start with wedensday night.

Wednesday night we as in me and a few of my friends went to the peelers and no it was not the banana peelers. So Superman came and got me from my house but I had to meet him at the end of the block cause he ran out of gas....I know who runs out of gas...right SUPERMAN does. It was amateur night at the strippers. Now we missed the amateurs cause "they" were beer bonging at Superman's house and I was totally sober driving the drunkards around. So, I returned home from Superman's house by cab and as I was getting ready for bed when I thought about plugging my cell phone in to recharge but couldn't find it. So naturally I called it. Of course the cab driver from Superman's house had it. At this point I had spent 15 dollars to get home. I ended up having to get the cab company to come back and get me take me to me to their office and drive me home for 20 bucks. I just paid someone's tank of gas that is for sure....gas prices are at 99.9 in Victoria....I haven't seen it this low ever out here. I would have waited to get the phone but I was heading out to Chilliwack the next day...and I need it.

So now back to friday night....

My buddy, lets call her blonde bomb shell....was picking up guys left right and center and I of course was the wing man making small talk with their friends. Just my luck none of the friends were really my style but I would chat it up anyways cause I am bored. Did I mention the point of going to the "Disorientation" was to see Lilix, The Trews, and Theory of a Deadman? We were in the beer garden for most of the night so I just listened from a distance. The last guy she talked with had this friend who is going to school to be a radio dj, was really nice and made me laugh but not my type. Blonde bomb shell ended up making out with his friend that night and the friend, (who to this day I still don't remember his name) quote unquote told me

I could make out with him.

I had to decline. But that didn't stop him from asking in the car, when I got out of the car and yell it at me when I was walking up to the house.

Lesson #1 persistence doesn't always pay off.

Saturday I decided I was going to head home to Victoria and hang out with some of other friends. I just wanted to go out and party which was something I didn't think I would be able to do in Chilliwack. So I headed to the ferry that afternoon and was lucky enough not only to get on the nice ferry with the tvs but I also got to see a pod of whales. Once getting back to the island I met up with the girls who had drinks in hand half tanked. Of course I felt the need to catch up so moments before we left I was shooting doubles of straight vodka...

Lesson #2 Don't take straight shots of double vodka.

Shortly after calling the cab we went downstairs, headed to the bank and waited for the cab driver....20 minutes later no cabbie. Instead a paddy wagon showed up...yes a copper's paddy wagon. They questioned our intension about robbing possibly robbing the bank and I drunk enough told them that we were waiting for our cab driver who ditched us. Then my friend asked for a ride...which they ended up giving us.

Question #1 to everyone is what is a paddy wagon doing with a red faux fur seat in it?

So the girls and I arrived in front of the bar paddy wagon style. My bouncer friend thought it was the funniest thing he had scene. 4 ridonkulous drunkin' girls piling out of a paddy wagon to go the bar. I do have pictures of it on my camera phone but it was too dark so you can't tell...no word of a lie it is the truth.

Unfortunately my sunday didn't start until 4pm and lasted to about 830pm cause I was so hung over. I can't believe I was able to eat the chicken burritos...they are faghitas...but i think i spelt it wrong. I just want to tell the person who said puking after drinking makes it better the next day....FULL OF SHEET!!!! Why lie...you just feel like sheet no matter what you do...water, puking or not! That was the first time I ever felt like that and I can honestly say I don't need to feel that way again.

My next story will have to do with my dating horror stories that have lead me to believe I am just not ready or you are just going to have a blast reading about them.

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As I am looking into inversting in a place right now I found this interesting blogger for those of you that are calgarian. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do....

Hello DATING world!

So this was my official welcome week-end to the dating world and of course I have no plans or intentions of meeting anyone for along time. I have plans and places I want to go in the next few years. I want to go to Europe in May and I want to get to go to med school.

But lets get onto the fun stuff. This week-end I went out with the girls and it was a circus. From free drinks, dressing up, seeing a guy finger bang a girl on the dance floor to a broken nose...and no it wasn't mine!

Where to begin.....on friday we meet up with about 8 of us it was actually a lot of fun although I can say that it wasn't my favorite bar but it was a ton of fun none the less. Until the random started finger banging a chick right next to us and we are pretty sure that this chick wasn't even his girlfriend who was in the bar at the time of the incident!
And how do we know this?
Well moments before fingers went up the tiny white skirt into poonaniland he grab my friend and propped her into straddle mode (her legs around him). We all though that he was a friend so we never did anything until her face turned in to pure panic mode. Then his friend came and got him plus apologized and told us his girlfriend was in the bar. Hmmmm....that looks like a relationship that is going to make it!

I think this is going to be the best story of the week-end if not the freak accident of the week-end. Yes we were out once again dancing...and it was a blast. A friend that came out this night was just wild, drunk and on her game. Well until she slipped on the floor almost bailing but last minute caught herself, swinging her head up and knocking into my other buddy's nose! Of course here comes the blood and the crooked nose which she immediately cracked back into place and then more blood....she actually looks really good...barely had any bruising (she had ice on it for hours that night at the hospital). Now the greatest thing about this is my two friends just met that night. One is a client that I train at the gym and the other is another friend. Last night we couldn't laugh but today we could...especially since the one with the broken nose is underage and had to tell the hospital where she was!

I can't remember the last time I was this happy. Everything seems to be falling into place although I know I am about to hit some bumps in the road, "I am totally ready for the challenge".

Today is only a beginning to greater things:

In recent weeks I have made some drastic changes and possibly because I have been recently dumped. Or cause I have been unhappy with myself and I have sacrificed so much of my happiness for someone else and I can't figure out why I have for so long.

But here are the things I do know:

1. Never forget the little things that makes you happy even if it is just that piece of chocolate that you eat daily or 100 bucks you won on the lotto

2. That family is important no matter how often they let you down because they are all you have in the end.

3. Stay healthy...The healthier you when a crisis occurs the better you can deal with it

4. Although other people's opinions may be important to you...in truth it is what you think of yourself that matters at the end of the day.

5. Change your underwear daily....Don't really understand that one...But my mom has insisted on this one!

And there is one more...The Pythagorean theorem is helpful....I just don't know where it is going to help me cause it is about 10 years since I first learnt it and I still haven't used it in my life endeavors.